Dave Letterman quizzed Lauren Conrad on her ex-boyfriend, Brody Jenner, the other night.
“What about that Brody guy. What’s his deal?” Letterman asked. “What does he do?”
Conrad struggled to answer. “Well, he…he…um…he’s very good looking.”
That’s when Letterman cut to the chase. “Let me just tell you something about Brody. If there was no television, this guy [...]

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The scrawny senator from Illinois would love to pump more iron, but the pillow supersedes the dumbbells, he recently told Men’s Health.
“I wish I was getting a 90-mintue workout,” Barack Obama said. “There’s always a tradeoff between sleep and working out.”
When you’re describing a condition contrary to fact, like exercise that’s not happening, you’re using [...]

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